OK,I realise this is limited to those of you who own pets (or, in the case of Gimp, have been adopted as an owner-in-waiting). Why can't pets pay national insurance, then they could go to the vets without us having to fork out for stuff? They have scrounged for long enough...!!!!!!!!!!!!
I think its generally because they are lazy b'stards and dont work for a living and therefore dont earn any money with which to pay for these things so if you want your cats to pay NI, help them to get a job
Clearly you know very little about the general personality traits of yer average moggy. The word 'work' is just not in their vocabulary. Lazy is though. Verrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrryyyyyyy Laz-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-y