Posted - 24 Oct 2005 : 00:48:47
| The Keisters' debut long playing album, "Not To Be Sniffed At" has been released.
Recorded on a budget not exceeding the price of a packet of pork scratchings, we present an audio masterpiece. Produced in that newfangled 'Stereo' the kids talk about, it is the product of 5 mildly deranged minds contemplating existence and sticking two beefy fingers up at it.
Amongst the other goodies provided in the package, such as artwork, lyrics and a high quality case for it's protection, the Compact Disc itself contains 14 of our recordings in a sequential order (we toyed with running the tracks in parallel, but this confused test audiences). The order of service is as follows:
1. The Era Of Sheds
2. (The Rise and Fall of) The Riffy Hos
3. Trap 2
4. Thru Your Window
5. Killer Yaks Are Scared Of Shovels
6. Stress Test
8. Fumbling For A Ventricle
9. Care Anymore?
11. Redneck Incest Stomp (Smells Like White Spirit)
12. Theme From 'The Keisters'
13. New Life
To obtain your FREE copy of this glorious artefact of musical history, contact your local Keister through the usual methods (contact details here).